Editor's author - a journalist working in one of the business editions of Nizhny Novgorod. It is hard to call it a blonde in the sense of the word that stuck in people's perceptions and anecdotes. However, with the color of her hair was all right. We hasten to report that described here is the story ended happily, and errors, which made the "blonde" may be alien to those on which you want to learn. I - blonde. Not natural, but not "classically peregidrolnaya. Maybe that's why everything is so strange is happening in my life. On the one hand, I - blonde. The one who slows down sharply at the curb, missing the first that fell a man and begs him to show her where her "timing belt, and then told me that he is likely to burst, so I have the engine heats up quickly." This man is not without pleasure, suppressing laughter at the motor show, said: "There!" - And freezes in anticipation of the reaction. The response is simple: I dialed again and shouted that they had found, where the timing, and I ask that now do with him and whether he shook his tape, which is idle collecting dust in the glove compartment. I'm worried, I "h X". I - "Star", which is now to restore a torn timing belt itself and by itself (!) - This, incidentally, the key word - will solve your problem. A man in a tube laughs, because, as you already understood, joked about the belt. The other is not without pleasure, makes fun her invisible friend. Of course, already a friend - a girl has once again proved that a woman and car - are incompatible. But this is only one side! On the other hand, Teshoo myself that I'm not blonde. And even more so at the wheel! And do not monkey with a grenade! Anyway, the past two months, for sure - my car, my darling girl, in one terrible moment become a woman, a renovation is difficult to "be in the form of" when you're already two months as you go walking through the snowdrifts. But this was a plus. The whole story of the accident, which happened right in the first day of winter, December 1, gave regular avtouroki. I am with this accident has killed as many nerve cells, it's frightening to imagine. Made mistake after mistake. Error number one: The phone must be with a camera! You've got to say that all the machines that come across my path and with which we could not pass one another, were either training or with the letter "Y" - say, can uchudit. And chudili! Chudili mainly on the wings of my girls. It's no joke - three accidents within half a year, and no one not my fault. Behind the wheel is always a girl, and always with same letter "Y". There inevitably reflect on the driver's karma. Sorry, got distracted. So, too, was last with the letter "Y". The girl with the instructor on a Saturday night conceived mischief - to leave the adjacent territory back to the oncoming traffic. I certainly have not seen, went briskly - about 20 km / h (probably wanted to quickly maneuver and leave). But there it was - on his band moved me. Here we meet ... the entire left side of my hood into crumbs, but in training "pyatnashki" entire butt, excuse me, in the cabin. In short, it was a tin. And a shock. Deep. I start to think exactly when she saw that the instructor began gently to remove the roof sign "learning machines". But it was too late. Everything needed to shoot on camera! By the time the glorious "gaytsa" at the scene had already appeared familiar to instructors of the "driving school", who actually met "my police department, which saves me, and held the first talks with him. Only later did I realize what - learning machine must be insured hull, while the one with which "met" I did not even OSAGO. In general, whether the camera, we would sue for a long time - not enough that by the time the traffic police there was no talk about what I "met" with a training machine, so still and the wheel miraculously on the documents was not a student, and the instructor . During these maneuvers, as exit backwards from the nearby area, not pat on the head. Especially learning a car without insurance, to ride in on Saturday at ten in the evening, most likely without a route sheet. In general, the evidence I still have only verbal. Disappeared completely, even verbal at home when I realized that I signed the card-scheme in which the painting was not for the girls of the driver, who was a passenger, and himself an instructor. But it was the second "bell". Error number two. The first "warning bell" rang, when I realized that I did not get on the "traffic cop" is no written confirmation that it was an accident. Neither the information nor myself are not plotted maps, nor removed anything on camera or recorded in the emergency room, "a slight concussion, resulting in a traffic accident." Absolutely no-che-ho! Therefore, strictly speaking, when a Sunday afternoon when the phone rang and flashed the number "hero for the day, I realized that I made" one hundred and fifteen errors "and should agree to meet with him to" meet with the inquirer. " The scheme was simple: I get money for its hull, and they are repaired at the expense of my OSAGO. In general, I was invited to consider and take the blame for a small fee. Cognizable case. But what I heard next was even more cognizable - otherwise I would have the investigator will see a new map-scheme of an accident with his paintings. "And what I have proof that everything was exactly how I feel? Maybe I dreamed that they committed illegal hold! And the girl behind the wheel was also a part of my "erotic" dream, as well as a sign of "machine learning". In general, from the "transaction with a conscience" and taking the blame upon himself, as well as from the new maps, saved me then just one thing - the habit of wearing the recorder on complex negotiations. I could say that their faces I will remember for a long time, but in fact I have already forgotten them. Because then there were errors in communication with the insurance company. Error number three is similar to the second - again a problem with the documents. I hate bureaucracy, but every time I forget that my insurance - this is a big and bold bureaucrat. Without naming names, I will say that it is the oldest and largest insurance in Russia. Guess? Oh and nice. Hence, further already represent. On inspection, they did not come. Not that the car was transportable - just the damage was so great that it wanted to be examined has already been analyzed in my shop and my master finger poked - where and what should be changed. In general, the survey of appraisers was not. It was cold, to live without a car did not want to, so to expedite the process by dilapidated car, which has destroyed more than half before, but she is still on the run, I drove them to the "Centre for Settlement of losses" by herself. It was necessary to see the faces of other people when they saw me in the flow. I rejoiced when the soul - winked them pointedly: "Guys, be afraid of me, and even in you vedu from the heart - I still have the right side in place, have something to aim!" In the end, fold the roof, which is not recorded in the traffic police, on inspection noticed. Noticed it only in the process of reviewing my girls. An appraiser has been on leave, the insurance company directly told: give a bribe "traffic cop", otherwise we will not take into account that the fold. You understand that this is a replacement body can pull. They do not need. By "traffic cop" to come back was not with his hands - there I have not loved for noncompliance. The machine was dismantled, I threatened to fine for simple repairs. You should begin to sue Error number four. Hurry, as we know ... So I hurried. It was cold, drive across town to work on public transport has been contrary to the impossibility. Therefore, my salary is settled mostly in the pockets of the "bomb" and taxi drivers. I hurried and repairs start to receive payments. Therefore, in the middle of the process, I was on the threshold of a new year, when no one is working with a disassembled car, a broken heart, empty pockets, lots of stories from the Internet about the "complexity of litigation, with the oldest insurance company in the country" and a choice: to sue or not? The preliminary cost estimate, it turned out, covered my expenses, and the guys from the workshop presented a New Year gift - pulled the roof for free. Therefore, the court then I spat. For the first time. Error number five - to spit on the court and the second time. We all know that by law, the insurance company pays the money within 15 days. Just not mine. Machine-something I have done, but the money did not come. The studio is very few people cared. So I got into debt in the hope that just about to fall on my card the money for repairs. And the money all the "do not fall and did not fall." Here it was necessary to apply the requirement to explain the reason for the delay of payment, and counted out 10 days from the date of application, go to court and receive compensation for late payment. But I gave him the fluff. In the insurance company a month later to reassure me: told that "just about, you know - holidays. And somehow I got it. Oh, my heart was blond. Machine made with a body I got back. But the interior of the repair was not on that. There repair a total-nothing - for five thousand, and repair was no longer on that. Money is still coming. To be completed.
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