STSI: playing by new rules

Under the new rules the traffic police, the first of January for unfastened seat belt fine is 500 rubles. And for talking on a cell phone - 300. But, thank God, no one forbids us on the road to send SMS, make up and digging in her purse. Actress in me died. But she always wakes up briskly when the path meets Policeman. His goal - to take my money. My - did not give. Who will win, that's the question? Do not ask me why I break. It would be interesting to study history of drivers who are in the presence of our traffic jams will never do. How these people manage to keep nerves of steel and did not transgress the face of a continuous strip or tramway opposite direction? Who are their parents? Steel man with nerves of steel and Zoe Kosmodemyanskaya - with the principles of the Communist Youth League? In general, frankly, in my heart I of the right people I respect, but the same as singing Dima Malikov, "shall never be." Behind the wheel ... the cat When I stop, start presentation based on the metamorphosis of the famous cat from Shrek, that is a show with a complete transformation of the image. Let's say I had fun chatting with her friend, sitting nearby. And then in an instant his eyes welling tears: "Sir, Comrade Major, Colonel, to meet his sister from an airplane in a hurry. She's pregnant. Is about to give birth should be. Can not be late (the sister as a biological unit, do not exist, this is understandable, because the one I have parents). I beg you, take the 200 rubles. Well, or not take, and just let go. The last time in his life breaking, I swear! "One eye wink woozy from the changes in my appearance girlfriend, and others feel the tears and the truth slips on my cheek. Wrong move - instead of a sick or pregnant cousin used to justify violations: AA flights to Paris BN meeting with Vice-President of the Oil Company B. Nobel Peace Prize. These "news excuses" is likely to seem the traffic police - not worthy of forgiveness, and an even higher penalty than is prescribed by law. Some members of the traffic police at this stage do not maintain and break down, releasing to the world and romantically waving goodbye to the striped cane. However, there are on the road and "Twister." For them to continue to have representation. Who for the national idea? Thus, tears and compassionate view - down. Now, put on another mask - a fighter for a cause: "Why do the representatives of the law to spend time on the innocent (about two solid I am entering into a rage, had already completely forgotten, but remembered about Likhachev on criminal jeeps, which are a dime a dozen in Moscow) women? Statistics are violated less often. And accidents attributable to them less. A demographic situation in the country - not very comforting. This is understandable. Who is going to give birth in a country where trample on the weaker sex? And anyway, who do you vote for in elections? You see, in short, a citizen of the major, from the standpoint of the national idea, it would be sensibly let me go and turn their attention to other drivers. Male. And on more expensive machines. Then the birth rate in the country - must rise. You, too, have children? No, but then soon bound to be! "The Knight Patriotism, national idea and the ugliness that happen in this country are on the representatives of STSI usual, as Ricky-Tikki-Tavi by a cobra. However, if this particular day, the representative of the law, which met on your way, be deprived of sex, salary or anything else - to a crescendo. And his main condition - this unexpected recognition, or sentence. For example, a Policeman, who recently stopped me in Petrovka for traffic on a one-way street, "broke" after I tried to give him a book that I recently presented at the presentation. The book was new. The cover was painted by an angel. Seeing an angel, Major recoiled, and not daring to touch it, and escorted me to the world, advising no longer violated. In another case, I whisper in your ear a spokeswoman for traffic laws that have recently experienced a tragic break with his counterpart - the traffic police inspector in South-Eastern District. He left me. Insidiously. No, it was not her husband. But I loved him greatly. Very strong. Until now, calm down I can not even gone for four days! An effect! Men do not like cops. And I understand them. Not-to-face play this macho idea. Male drivers are grimly demonstrated hoarded specially for such cases of "brown" FSB generals and honorary members of the party "United Russia". And if it does not work - take out from the trunk of a bottle of cognac or a purse, the required number of cuts. But this man. And the girls, despite the new fines for violations can still play by their rules. In general, violate the rules of the road still is not worth it. Harmful to the nervous system and generally dangerous. But if, God forbid, this horror, the horror occurred, you must stay at his or at least not losing very large sums of hard-earned bills. This is where you get the direct release of endorphins into the bloodstream. Which then can in good conscience use the different good deeds. In general, do not be discouraged, and try to play as the play to get away from the accident scene are not ashamed hussy, penal, and beautiful blonde (well, who does not happen, wrong), at the sight of a traffic police inspector redden and begin to recognize its full incompetence. Despite clear instructions that with the chimes began to operate since 2008. Good luck to you on the road! Editor in Chief beenergy.ru, Anna Golovkova