Men pioneered cars and during his kingdom on the roads had to make a secret code "of rules that can break." Women are by nature not inclined to compete, so their manner of driving is different from the traditional male. Of course, it is not necessary for the few "rotten sheep" to judge all the flock, but still there are mistakes on the road, which may prevent women only. 1. Rules devised so they do not usually know the motorists get a driver's license, successfully passed (or buying) examinations in a driving school and traffic police. And some rights accrue as a bonus to a new car. Only some have "freeloaders" smart enough to read a thin book with the Rules of the road, while others do not bother it. And, unfortunately, it is not uncommon. Such irresponsible girls who do not have representation, even on simple rules such as "obstacle to the right and the sign" give way "to threaten both myself and others. It is not clear what they think their patrons, giving the keys to the vehicles heightened danger. Apparently, they do not care about the fate of newly-made motorists. 2. Beauty requires sacrifice for those who like popudrit nose while driving in the presence of mirror visor is one of the priority requirements for the vehicle. Women are always late, especially in the mornings. And on arriving at work they need to be in full war paint, here and has to be painted ladies in the tube. But some are so used to impose a make-up on the run, which began to make it all the time: the glove compartment is a branch home beauticians, there are not only mascara, lipstick and rouge, and nail polish. In one of the women's community girl "teach" their fellow member lacquer to dry under a stream of warm air from the oven. She even manages to do a pedicure on the way! But is it important to risk their own lives, to appear in all its glory in front of cops? And the girl's eyes bulge and stretched his lips in a nearby car, is unlikely to slay on the spot potential suitors, if not scare them. 3. Always connected inexpensive and very convenient Bluetooth device somehow gained recognition, not all girls. Many routinely clamp the tube between the shoulder and ear, and so it go, frantically gesticulating: "And what about you? And he do? Well delaaa! "But not everyone can boast the talent of Caesar, so do not be surprised that looking forward a girl talking on the phone, does not see that happening right in front of her nose. They are especially confusing in the yards and on quiet streets with pedestrian crossings - like looking at you, but does not notice. This mash is not passed in its series of flashing blinkers machine, not because they do not want, but because they do not see. But it turns out, there are also those individuals who manage to write SMS while driving. Define a machine with a girl talking on the phone is very simple - it is lagging in its series of very slow and uneven, but does not beep on maneuvers, because his hands are busy. 4. Mastery of park Jokes aside women about illegal parking has obsmakovany hundreds of anecdotes. Amazingly, the ladies are able to accurately determine the size of the eye or dress pants in the store, but I did not feel the dimensions of the machine, in which the sitting. More driver education instructors are trying to deal with this misunderstanding of nature, and in some cases they succeed. For someone to feel dimensions comes with experience. But more often we see how out of crooked parked car, blocking the entry of others, it comes out of the fairer sex. Or wait patiently until avtoledi red wine on a small typewriter a few minutes trying on a parking space, but could not find the right path. Natural park near the houses - the weak point of women are not capable of logical thinking. They can lock up a few cars, put your car "in the corridor, and quietly go to sleep. And in the morning find on the hood or under the caretaker angry letters from neighbors. 5. Emotions to the detriment of women for many years fighting for equal rights on the road, and when they are someone cuts or does not start in a row, they are confident that this is not the fact that they have created an emergency situation or did not include turn signals, but only in their gender . May even catch up and try to teach a lesson to bugger than further aggravate the traffic situation. In general, women frustrated or, conversely, too funny feelings should not get behind the wheel - their mood affects driving style. "Care hatless in the cold night" gives rise to a desire to spur the car, and tentative thoughts on unreasonable risk suppressed vipers "now break, let's see how you'll cry." Overly cheerful girl behind the wheel can also commit follies, not with evil, of course. It can make a game of cat and mouse between the rows. And though the head count teshi, and in response can be heard: "Well, I'm a woman, I can pokapriznichat!" 6. If you close your eyes, it is not terribly Most avtoledi lost in extreme situations. Pobibikat us on the road like with or without him, but for some reason, even very short beep, fish is addressed through three cars from a woman who leads her into a stupor, "what am I doing wrong?". With a probability of 95% of girl will pass right turn, if its warning about it for two hundred meters - to quickly navigate to the road conditions it could not. Some ladies even before the collision manage to take his hands off the steering wheel and foot pedals and push with the treasured "emergency gang", they say, do what you want, I give up. 7. Gray mouse Such girls as if by chance found themselves behind the wheel, but sometimes it seems that they forcibly dragged into a car. They timidly creeping in the right lane, slowly unfolding, patiently standing under the sign "give way" in anticipation of a long clearance between the machines and before rebuilding in the next series of long ride on the dividing strip, not daring to hook into a huge distance between vehicles. Like and want to help them give way, but then their generosity can spare, plodding 40 km / h to the nearest road-widening. Thank God, in most cases, the uncertainty goes with the experience, have long thought the young ladies on the roads are not so common. 8. Brakes invented pants unfairly overestimate their driving abilities after the girls constantly sypyatsya curse undercut their drivers. Usually, such boorish behavior is inherent to a spoiled young woman donated expensive cars or active avtoledi trying everywhere to keep up with men. After removing the label "teapot" or exclamation mark (if any at all are) and learn behind the wheel, they become very self-confident. And there are full of contrast - women who think they are the most correct, but still love to teach others. These are hard-nosed drive at a speed of 90 km / h on the highway in the left lane, or exactly 60 km / h in town, and when they are with hooters overtake other motorists, they explode righteous anger, desperate gestures. 9. Likes, dislikes extremely unpleasant features inherent in the female sex - inattention on the road. Dreaming, she can not see red light or stop lights Ignition riding in front of the car. Not Looking around the place where she had left or going to park your car, miss may descend on the curb or iron rod. Many men as women annoying inattention to maintenance of their vehicles: they always forget to check engine oil, windshield fluid topped up, monitor, tire pressure and to report suspicious knocking and oddities. After problems with the failed engine will then decide the men with their wallets. 10. I'm the most charming and attractive women's confidence in his own unearthly beauty sometimes takes the form of permissiveness. And no matter what the priority of another driver, the main argument imagined himself as the eighth wonder of the world avtoledi goes something like this: "I am - a woman, I must give everything. I am the most beautiful, but the ham did not give me to pass first, I also advocate. And anyway, I hasten to the SPA-procedures, and record in the minutes! "Some of the mistakes we, of course, exaggerated. On the road accidents, in which get women, do not look so ridiculous. And in order not to be considered misogynist, we note that according to research by insurance companies, women go much neater and men rarely get into serious accidents. Especially for mothers who carry their children - with them you can take the example of safe driving. Text: Olga Zabelkina.
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